Monday, December 1, 2008

Top 7 Reasons the Big 3 Flew Private Jets

With all of the media and politicians' focus on the carnival atmosphere that was the Big 3 CEOs' travel arrangements to Washington, rather than the core of their problems (economically unfeasible union contracts), I thought it might be fun to list the Top 7 reasons the Big 3 CEOs listed as to why they had to fly private corporate jets.

7) They would've had to drive themselves all the way to the airport.

6) The stewardesses looked like Barney Frank. Some of them talked like him.

5) They each saved their company $2.63 Billion by not having to wait in the security checkpoint lines.

4) Community Organizer Jimmy Hoffa took a commercial flight once, and look what happened to him.

3) Commercial flights do not allow you to roll and smoke $100 bills, not even in First Class.

2) Commercial flights do not come with free health care.

1) Even Southwest demanded they pay extra for their mistresses' luggage.

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