Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Wednesday is "Call in Gay" Day

The members of the Sphincter Lobby are calling on their "troops" to show those of us who don't partake in male-on-male anal sex what it will be like to have no Hollywood movies or sitcoms filmed, no Jesus-in-urine "artwork" ass-embled, and fewer people getting their hair styled on Wednesday. That's right ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow is "Call in Gay" Day, a sort of Million Man Munch, when all of the San Francisco bath houses will be full (and not just during lunchtime) to demonstrate just how much a functioning American society needs the anti-social behavior of the homosexual in order to survive.

Hmm, last time I checked, it was the other way around.