Thursday, January 22, 2009

Gitmo: Mission Accomplished

President-elect - no wait, he did swear in a second time - President Obama signed an Executive Order today demanding the close of the Guantanamo Bay Waterboard Park and Bush Presidential Library. When asked if he had a plan for processing the prisoners, the All-Knowing One said, "Do we have another Executive Order for that?" He followed that moment of brilliance with a word-for-word mimicry of his counsel's response to the fairly obvious questions that anyone actually wanting to close the prison would have considered preparing an answer to before announcing the closing of the famed institution.

And I could hardly see the strings.