Wednesday, January 28, 2009

House Dems Pull Out Condoms, Insert STDs

Those wacky sex-crazed Democrats are at it again, publicly removing from the so-called Stimulus Bill hundreds of millions for condoms and other birth control "devices", and privately inserting $335M for "preventing sexually transmitted diseases."

It's the joke that tells itself.

"I'm pleased to announce that the Democrat Party has come to its senses by adding federal dollars for preventing STDs, many of which I am a carrier. I had to work some of my fellow congressmen to the bone to get their support," beamed a happy but worn-out Barney Frank (Du-Mass).