Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Hyperbole 101 by Professor Nancy Pelosi

Madame Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-GayPornia) explaining why the Depression Stimulus bill must be passed immediately: every single person living in the United States - man, woman, and child - plus an additional 200 million people living in the US that are invisible, will lose their jobs every month until we pass the stimulus bill.

When confronted with the reality that the United States doesn't actually contain that many people, the West Coast Madame excoriated the Washington Times reporter, "You don't know what you're talking about. Why, just last week in my home state, one woman gave birth to 300 million babies at once. And each one of them is unemployed as we speak!"