Obama's New Catch Phrase: Make Workers Pay

The House has approved the Committee-modified version of the Stealfromus Bill, which pretend-President Obama is eager to sign. He is so excited about his first piece of real legislation, which he abdicated to Congress to create, that he is dumping the "Yes We Can!" campaign slogan created by Bob the Builder and roundly repeated by millions of sheep all over the country with "Make Workers Pay!", which reflects the true intent of this new administration and Democrat-controlled congress.

"I am so excited to be a part of the Third Reich of the Socialist Advance on America!", exclaimed President Obama, referring to the New Deal and the Great Society which preceded him. "It's about time that those who refuse to work are properly compensated for all the hours they've been forced to spend watching Oprah.", continued the President.

Critics of the bill couldn't be reached for comment, as they were busy moving their investments and retirement plans into offshore accounts.